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where's Wally? {aph! america}

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[Name] groaned as she bent over to peek under the living room sofa.

'Nope.' She thought, lazily walking over to the next possible hiding place. 'Annnd...of course not.' She sighed after checking behind the TV stand.

'[Name], it takes a special kind of idiot to agree to a game of hide and seek with their own hamster. And that idiot just so happens to be you.'

Mentally face-palming, [Name] plopped down onto the recently disheveled couch. 'Even Alfred wouldn't do something this stupid! Alfred!' She scolded herself and contemplated whether or not she should ask for said man's assistance.

'N-no! I couldn't possibly do that! Knowing Alfred, he'd never let me live it down!'  The distraught girl concluded.

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Ding.

Idea!

'He'd be none the wiser if I simply asked him where Wally is!' She giggled at her clever idea.

"Alfie! Where's Waldo?¹"

No response.

"Alf—"

[Name] quickly shut her mouth when she saw a furry blob of brown scurry past her feet and up the stairs. Was...was he wearing a candy cane striped hat?

Quickly jumping up from her seat, [Name] ran up the stairs in an attempt to catch the rodent, only to trip over her own two feet.

"Wally, hold on a second!"

Looking up in time, she saw Waldo scamper into her boyfriend's room. After dusting herself off, [Name] limped into Alfred's room, only to be met with something, well…disturbing, to say the least.

"What in the—"

There lay Alfred on his side, stark naked, with the exception of a plastic hamburger covering his vital regions. He was holding a rose between his teeth.

"[Name]~" He cooed seductively.

"Al...what are you doing?"

"Oh, you know."

"…No. I don't think I do."

Chuckling, Alfred beckoned her over. [Name] blushed when he pulled her into his lap.

"…I…Uhhhh… oh, right! Have you seen Wall—" [Name] squeaked, unable to finish her question, when she felt something…hard press against her lower regions.

"Yep. And that reminds me…" Pulling a piece of leftover lettuce out of nowhere, he plucked the fluffy hamster from his head and set him on the floor, lettuce in mouth. "Here's your reward, Wals. Thanks!"

Said hamster happily scampered out of the room, allowing Alfred to lock the bedroom door after him. Turning around, he cooed,

"So, wanna touch my hamburger?"
looks like someone's been taking advice from Francey-Pants, lately. *wiggles eyebrows*

¹ Why yes, I did go there. I've always wanted a hamster named Waldo, so that when I couldn't find him, I could say "Where's Waldo?"~

Hetalia belongs to Hidekazu Himapapa
preview picture belongs to rightful owner who i cannot find
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HetalianMMDer's avatar
I laughed at the end.

Alfred: Wanna touch my hamburger? (Smirky smirky)
Me: No but I wanna touch your pingas.
Alfred: PFFT--